“I’m gonna touch your boob real fast on accident.”
Tiffani.
lol
- Geoffrey: How can I recreate a circus with little money?
- Sven: Ah the time-old question.
- Geoffrey: time-old doesn't make sense as a term
- Geoffrey: THEREFORE I WILL NOT RECOGNIZE THE LEGITIMACY OF YOUR PUN
- Geoffrey: YOUR PUN IS A BASTARD
Hai Tucker
Also…Beth.
:)
You should pimp me now.
I would pimp you to my followers but they all follow you… and only found me because you reblogged me.
D:
Once, once... I would've laid down and died for you...
Once, once… But not anymore…
…Layed?
Bitch, it’s the lyric. Listen to the song and tell me “lied” would sound okay.
Wouldn’t “lain” be appropriate? I’m not even making fun of you now, I’m just looking for my copy of The Elements of Style. Goddammit, I don’t even belong on tumblr. I NEED TO LOG BACK INTO LIVEJOURNAL
edit:
Lie means to recline; lay, on the other hand, means to put or place something. Lay is a transitive verb, meaning that there is always an object after it. (Lay the book on the shelf. Book is the object.) The principal parts of lie and lay are listed below.
lie: lie, lying, lay, (have) lain
lay: lay, laying, laid, (have) laid
Lain wouldn’t sound right either. Plus, Glen is Irish… he doesn’t believe in English.
Once, once... I would've laid down and died for you...
Once, once… But not anymore…
…Layed?
Bitch, it’s the lyric. Listen to the song and tell me “lied” would sound okay.
I love my huge Adam's apple as much as the next guy with a weird fetish for huge Adam's apples
But I am so scared of cutting it when I shave and have it bleed everywhere.
Wish I was more feminine, you guys.
I think we had this discussion when you were drunk on Tumblr before.
Samesies.
Astral Weeks - The Swell Season
I saw this live. Right up front. Blew my mind.
So true.
Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: Some crafty 3ds MAX magician has put together this mind-intercoursing video illustrating what Earth might look like if it had rings similar to those currently being taken for granted by our noxious sibling Saturn.
I sincerely hope your place of employment doesn’t have a no-crying-at-desk policy, because you’re about to do some serious bawling.
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There must be some way we can make this happen, right? Get NASA on this. This is so much more important than healthcare, and everyone can agree. The earth needs rings.
