January 2010
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A friend's friend just got a tattoo of the outline...
KILL IT WITH FIRE.
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Time travel Formspring. →
Dear Sven:: I saw your tattoo on fuckyeahtattoos, and you seem like such a lovely, amazingly cool person, I must follow you. Your tattoo, also, is simply beautiful. I look forward to trawling your posts, although it’s nearly 3am where I am so I be hip-hop off to bed - forgive me so :) Oh god, and insanely jealous of your VW bus. I’m surprised I don’t dream about them. On a side...
December 2009
Thanks, brother, for bringing up my near suicide...
That just happened.
Yet another benefit of being a fag.
It’s like I’m automatically excused from all manual labor in my house.
“One of my friends on Facebook… no wait, you know that. You read my Tumblr....”
– Me to my brother.
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“C’mon, let’s go. Let’s not waste daylight. You got plenty of...”
– My brother, trying to make me go golfing with him.
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$1200 later...
One thousand copies of my album ordered.
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It is 75 on New Years' Eve and my family is...
I hate Florida.
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At Smokey Bones, talking to my brother.
Kyle: Baked beans and broccoli or baked beans and fries?
Me: ...
Kyle: My heart is telling me broccoli but my body is telling me fr--
Me: Your heart is part of your body.
Kyle: My mind is telling me broccoli--
Me: Also part of your body. Don't give me that philosophical bullshit.
Kyle: Haven't you ever had an out-of-body experience?
Me: When your body dies, your mind dies. You could say your consciousness wants broccoli, but even that--
Kyle: Ok well my consciousness wants broccoli--
Me: Well now you just sound like a douchebag.
Kyle: *noises of frustration*
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The key to my musical success in 2010: Make up...
The only people with which I've done anything...
Simply kissing excluded.
Top Five Albums of the Decade.
Once again, I’m not going to dress this up because you guys probably already don’t care, you don’t need to go to my page just to see the pictures of album covers. And this is even more personal opinion than the films, as there are just so many albums. And I just don’t like some of the music as much as what I’m about to list.
5. Hospice - The Antlers
This album...
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Set my queue to post another SNP around 1pm as...
And now all my followers hope that I die in my sleep.
I've been letting Formspring build up. Sorry in... →
Dear Sven:: I really like your v-necks and I can’t seem to find any like those. Where do you acquire such clothing?
Some I get at Urban Outfitters, some at American Apparel. I like AA better.
Dear Sven:: I had to tell someone. My friend was hanging out in my bed and looking at all the old stuff I had lying around. In one of the envelopes I had hidden away was a...
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I am going to hire someone on New Years' Eve to...
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Every. Single. Time.
Every time I see a status update on Facebook along the lines of “oh my god my life is so difficult for whatever legitimate or bullshit reason please pray for me and my family,” I ALWAYS want to comment with “There is no god.”
Even if it’s really serious. Like, someone is dying and they’re asking for prayers.
Whatever, I’m not on Facebook for my friends.
...
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“I’ll sleep when I’m dead.”
– Brittany Murphy
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“Admission of ignorance is the first step towards wisdom.”
– Some jackass.
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This is suicide girl's LastFM. →
This is the final straw. This is no longer a joke. I just hope she does it.
This is just offensive. Maybe just because I’m a musician, but oh my god. Make it stop. (That’s what she said.)
[Get it? Like it could be sexual or it could be what suicide girl said right before she did it.]
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@wolfsham
Tell me who the person was from your trip to LA and I’ll follow you.
You can say it in my formspring if you’d like.
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dear tumblr
helveticunt:
svennysvensven:
-jewtroh:
my name is haleigh
tonight or tomorrow, i am going to kill myself
i’ve already planned out how
this isn’t a joke, i’m not asking for attention, and i’ve tried this before -
i know how to get it right
so, this is just a friendly notice that you should unfollow me, this blog won’t be any use in 2010
my name is haleigh
tonight or tomorrow, i am...
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dear tumblr
-jewtroh:
my name is haleigh
tonight or tomorrow, i am going to kill myself
i’ve already planned out how
this isn’t a joke, i’m not asking for attention, and i’ve tried this before -
i know how to get it right
so, this is just a friendly notice that you should unfollow me, this blog won’t be any use in 2010
my name is haleigh
tonight or tomorrow, i am going to kill myself
i’ve...
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Today I learned my dad keeps a few dollars in his...
jewsforgeoffrey:
Huh.
Now is the time. Come out or die in the closet.
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Two hours and $20 later...
We got kicked off the property. The mall obviously has a problem with movie patrons giving money to buskers instead of their closed stores.
=_=
Feeling depressed.
Solution: Go busking.
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Top Five Films of the Decade.
Top Albums list coming tomorrow.
This list is largely my opinion, although in one case I rearranged a couple because even though I prefer one film, I know the other is actually the “better” film. And yes, I know there are a lot of Honorable Mentions, I couldn’t put them in order to make a Top Ten list, jeez. Also, I’m not going to include pictures and glam it up, who the...
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25 random songs on shuffle
Farewell and Goodnight - Smashing Pumpkins
On the Deck of a Spanish Sailing Ship, 1492 - Jason Robert Brown
An Orgy of Critics - Say Anything
Lady D’Arbanville - Cat Stevens
Still Hurting - Jason Robert Brown
The Privateers - Andrew Bird
Riffs And Variations On A Single Note For Jelly Roll, Earl Hines, Louis Armstrong, Baby Dodds, And The King of Swing, To Name A Few - Sufjan Stevens
...
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This will be pretty fun if you guys do it. Reblog...
helveticunt:
fetusdeletus:
prawnstar:
capnmarisa:
alvareo:
I’ll start: When I joined Tumblr, I believed in God and prayed and shit.
When I joined Tumblr, I thought I was in love with the guy I was going out with. Heh.
When I joined Tumblr, I wanted to be a hipster. Really. Badly.
When I joined Tumblr, I was really confused, and tried to be super cool so everyone would like me. But...
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I'm not homophobic, I just hate most gay people.
But to be fair, I hate most people in general.
Don't know why I didn't think of this before.
martinis-in-a:
svennysvensven:
While hanging out at a mall with Ryan in between the mall closing and a movie starting, we just played guitar and sang for a while with the guitar case open.
Made $17.33. For about 45 minutes of playing. On a Monday night.
Well, I know where I’ll be every night for the rest of the break.
If you don’t get a permit to do that, the cops not only come along and...