February 2011
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"to a self-proclaimed manic lover of words"
sshelly:
starting from when I had to make up all the words myself, the quiet two-three tremble from the back of the throat to the soft, slippery sigh of the tongue, twisting around the way they taste, anticipating the way they will sound in the air right before my mouth and into the ears of the lovely person sitting not so far away, and through all complicated wreckages of their ruined minds to...
January 2011
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“DONT WORRY BE HAPPY L.O.L.”
– The front sign at my parent’s neighborhood
hell is other people
but by other people i mean my friends being together
things i never want to hear about again ever
foxbanger:
black swan
the social network
andrew garfield
jesse eisenberg
kat talking about things she doesn’t want to hear about
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Dumb self-righteous gays.
The worst people.
Blah my stomach is in knots
I really want to rename my band “Salvador Dolly Parton” but the website is taken, so I went there and it redirects to a tumblr of the same name (this tumblr also has the gmail address).
I obviously don’t care about the tumblr name, but it would be the single best/nicest thing anyone has ever done for me if this girl would sell me the .com rights (and the gmail account would be a...
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Which of these band names is best for my music?
1) Neon Mustache 2) Neon Must Ache 3) Salvador Dolly Parton 4) Sven and the Sea Power 5) Sven and the Six Strings 6) The Quivers 7) The Other Mark Zuckerberg Project
I lost a follower after posting that About Me.
Hm. Ironic.
butwaitforme asked: hey, people exposed/talking crap about you on
http://tiny.c32d.com/svennysvensven
just thought id tell you
http://tiny.c32d.com/svennysvensven
just thought id tell you
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I want to change my band name.
It is currently [synecdoche], which is difficult to remember and spell, and is admittedly quite pretentious.
When I was playing the anagram game with “Reince Priebus,” I came up with “Be Nicer, Uprise” which is great but also kind of emo.
Go watch the latest live videos and let me know what my band name should be. Please?
OH YES, EMERGENCY ROOM. PLACE ME SOMEWHERE WITH...
REAL GREAT JOB YOU’RE DOIN HERE
Going to the ER like a boss
Did you guys know that when it pours for 20...
OH ME NEITHER
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That feeling when you finally catch up on Tumblr...
i'm really excited to see that bald football...
I just made raw chocolate(ish) ice cream and...
3 bananas, cut up and stored in the freezer overnight.
maybe like 10-20 pistachios for a little kick of flavor
2 tablespoons of raw cocao powder
1 heaping tablespoon of raw almond butter
3 or so frozen strawberries
a tablespoon or two of raw agave
put it all in a food processor in whatever order you desire (but start with the bananas), and it’ll take a while to blend into ice cream...
loling at people who think facebook will no longer...
Dude my entire LIFE is on there, no way no HOW am i changing to some other networking site that doesn’t already sync with other sites like facebook does.
This is the second time someone has stolen the...
Fuck the ghetto.
Thanks for all the answers, you guys.
Now if only I could find them for not way-too-expensive.
Hint: I want to buy them to put on the floor during my live shows and make people play bumper cars with them.
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Very important question.
What do you call those things you used in elementary school gym with the wheels on the little platforms, and you’d sit on them with your knees and then scoot with your hands.
What are they CALLED?!
My logic is so fucked.
“$15 shipping for $70 pants!?!?! WELL I MIGHT AS WELL GET THOSE $150 SHOES TO GET FREE SHIPPING”
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I need to remember how to time posts.
I used to be so good at posting things exactly when I knew people would see it, but now I’m just like FUCK IT so I end up posting a SNP at 5:41am and no one sees it.
Back in the day, SNPs used to be the only way I got notes. And still, I have more followers than quite a few people I know who consistently get more notes on their posts.
God damn, you guys suck.
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Writing in Circles: Today in lunch, someone had... →
tayquan:
And I was like “Oh, I don’t know, I haven’t talked to my grandmother since 7th grade.” They had asked why, so I briefly explained how she and my aunts on that side of the family disowned us when they found out my family is agnostic and that my older brother is gay. My friend, whom I’ve mentioned…
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You can't spell "Inscribe Rupee" without "Reince...
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GIF posts are the worst posts.
Like, where someone describes how something makes them feel in a series of unrelated and stupid GIFs.
The art of the GIF has been tarnished.
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You know what's worse than the Holocaust?
cortexerati:
svennysvensven:
US Skins, according to Tumblr.
“worse than the holocaust” Are you fucking kidding me? If you don’t like the idea of the US remaking your favourite Brit TV shows, don’t fucking watch it.
Oh my god people are so stupid.
Anonymous asked: Do you have any idea where Tim went? He was one of my favorite tumblrs and he disappeared off the map around New Years. :/
Anonymous asked: Do you have any idea where Tim went? He was one of my favorite tumblrs and he disappeared off the map around New Years. :/
You know what's worse than the Holocaust?
US Skins, according to Tumblr.
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Watchbicyclebitch:
wear-a-paperface:
I just posted this on my friend’s Facebook wall but I feel like this can also be directed towards my small but loyal group of Tumblr followers.
i honestly cannot breathe righ nwo
I almost didn’t do it, I almost didn’t do it, but I’m so glad I did.
Watchdjardine:
Natalie! Tch tch tch. Such a potty mouth!
My real-life dream is to be able to do a shot-for-shot remake of this one day.
idle thoughts
Sometimes I write prose when I feel too shitty to pick up a guitar.
wearing entirely too many jackets than were necessary, he sat on his laptop, which did not so much sit on his lap as it did sit on tights and jeans and a sheet and then a blanket. it was maybe 70 degrees but he had put on clothes to go outside and smoke a few cigarettes several hours ago and had had no occasion to take off his...
Watchthedailywhat:
Lights Out: John Williams’s “Theme from Jurassic Park,” slowed down to 1/10th its original speed.
MP3 download here.
[reddit.]
Oh my god. I need to listen to this all the time, and also I need to make music like this. I need an orchestra to follow me around all the time.
My blender is broken and I have no money.
And even if I did have money, it wouldn’t be enough, because any blender cheaper than like $300 is like, “Great for Smoothies!” and I’m like, I need to blend almonds and dates to the point where there are no chunks god damn it.
This is the WORST I demand that Obama give us Free Universal Blenders.