Sven

psatomyself:

evergreeen:

andwellsetthestage:

sprsrsbsnsbrah:

stepherinoo:

cupofbrittanyjo:

bringusyourdead:

grimdefeat:

b0ne:

“Every surface was coaxed to a high gloss.”

“I never look back.”

“We’re in trouble, and its our looks or us.” The Outsiders

“There aren’t any more of us in this area, are there?” o:

“You look good.”

…e__e

regulars don’t like it when a newcomer wins.

oh god what am i going to do

 ”Form in unburned hydrocarbons spewed into air.”

Well then.

“we came off stage buzzing” 

hmmm

“If the problem involves kids who are throwing tantrums or constantly interrupting, suggest that they parent give them something else to do, like coloring or playing a video game in another room”

Oh. Brb, killing myself.

“Dr. Obispo shook his head at them.”

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   “Yes, some water, please”Deep.

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    “No you don’t,” he said quite pleasantly. “I want it dirty, thank you.”

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